Stop calling workers with old titles. Just use new titles.



I don't really know the origin of this article but it sure did make me laugh. Some of you may have seen it but I'm sure some people will see it for the first time here.

See article below:


"Stop calling workers with old titles. Just use new
titles.
Please address them accordingly and they will like
it and work *HARDER* for you.
OLD: *Garden Boy*
NEW: *Landscape Executive and Animal
Nutritionist*
OLD: *Receptionist*
NEW: *Front Desk Controler*
OLD: *Typist*
NEW: *Printed Document Handler*
OLD: *Messenger*
NEW: *Business Communication Conveyer*
OLD: *Window Cleaner*
NEW: *Transparent Wall Technician*
OLD: *Temporary Teacher*
NEW: *Associate Tutor*
OLD: *Tea Boy*
NEW: *Refreshment Director*
OLD: *Garbage Collector*
NEW: *Environmental Sanitation Technician*
OLD: *Guard*
NEW: *Security Enforcement Director*
OLD: *Prostitute*
NEW: *Practical Sexual Relations Officer*
OLD: *Thief*
NEW: *Wealth Distribution Officer*
OLD: *Driver*
NEW: *Automobile Propulsion Specialist*
OLD: *Maid*
NEW: *Domestics Managing Director*
OLD: *Cook*
NEW: *Food Chemist*
OLD: *Gossip*
NEW: *Oral Research and Evaluation Director*


Funny!



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